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Important:  All inmates on our web site are assumed to be located in USA prisons, unless otherwise specified in the mailing address.  If you are writing to an inmate, and you are writing from outside the USA, then you must include "USA" on the last line of the inmate address you are writing to.  

New November 12th, 2007 --  I received a very happy email from a devoted HotPrisonPals fan that I want to share with you.  This fan is "dating" one of the prisoners on our web site, and we couldn't be more thrilled about it.  News like this really make us feel so proud of how our web site can connect people together.  By the way, we really love getting feedback on our web site --  especially when it is positive like this one.  A quote from the email reads "We are officially dating and he is due to be released late next year so I can't wait. Glad to be your first Success Story.  He is a really sweet boy and I call him my "Baby Boy", a name I am rather fond of and I am sure he is too".  Thanks for writing in, and hey-- don't forget to invite us to the wedding!   :)

For all the rest of you, check out these hot and sexy prisoners who are looking for a letter from you!

New October 21st, 2007 --  This past month I got a lot of emails asking for the new batch of prisoners.   One email said, "where else on the net are you going to find men like this?"  Another even said they are "suffering withdrawal symptoms from waiting so long."  Well enough waiting then!  Who knew the prisons had such hot men?  Well, we do -- of course!  Hot men (and women if we ever get an ad from one) is what we try hard to provide you.  If you know a prisoner who should have ad ad up on here, don't hesitate to let him know about out web site right away.  Inmate applications are here.  We always need more men (or women) to bring to you!  Any questions about sending in a prisoner ad --  you can always email us jason@hotprisonpals.com or sam@hotprisonpals.com.  We really love to hear from you.

New September 7th, 2007 --  Are there any prison "massage therapist" jobs out available?  Well, just a thought...  I really think I may be able to do some good in this world, with just a noble and professional position.  So many prisoners with tension and stress of being kept in such close quarters.  These men could really benefit from such a person -- couldn't they?  Hmm...  assuming the position of their own personal massage therapist.  To be able to clear all the stress away from their hectic life behind bars...  Yes, I would just rub all the stress away, top to bottom, from their bulging, throbbing, muscles with some hot tropical coconut oil.  I can see it now, my "hot prison pal" together on a white sand beach in Hawaii, ocean breeze, ukulele music, romantic love songs, where prison massages last all day...  Oh, uhm did I just say that outloud?  You know I didn't mean it, well mostly...  I mean it doesn't have to be a job -- I can volunteer too.

Anyway, as you know by now, these very hot men (yes, they happen to be behind bars!) are just waiting for your letters.  Why not send out a little love note to your favorite prisoner, let him know what you did today, and ask what they did?  Write them!

New August 5th, 2007 --  More hot and sexy prisoners want your letters!

New June 7th, 2007 --  We are thrilled when inmate applications fill up our mailbox, because then it means we can give you what you want:  hot and sexy prison studs looking for pen pal love.

I am looking for feedback on the experiences you have had writing to the inmates on our site.  Are you in a relationship with a prisoner now?  Success stories?  Bad experience?  Whatever your experience is, please write us and let us know.  We will be publishing some of those experiences in a new part of this site, of course it is assumed your identity is to be kept anonymous.  Please write to:  jason@hotprisonpals and/or sam@hotprisonpals.com.  Thank you in advance!

New May 15th, 2007 -- Big surprise new ad:  Didn't you know?  Doing time is the new cool thing!  Everyone is doing it -- even Paris Hilton!  We at Hot Prison Pals.com think you're going to be just fine in the pen, Paris.  Some tips... Be nice, and share all that food you don't eat with your cell mates.  Some of the lovely catered culinary delights served up on the inside-- canned corn and peanut butter sandwiches -- these can be a prison favorite.  Believe it or not, a lot can be done to spruce up a prison meal by using plenty of condiments such as relish, mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise.  Did you know mixing condiments together just right can make a hollandaise sauce to die for? Top it over your prison eggs and white bread to make a delicious eggs benedict!  It's the little things that can really help make good memories in prison.  Maybe even give the special incarcerated ones you like a coconut oil massage...  An oil massage can go a long way in making friends, especially when you're locked up in cell wondering what there is left to talk about...  but make it a Swedish for the extra special friends.  

Thank you to our connections, HotPrisonPals.com is the FIRST to publish her detention center address and I.D. number!!!!  Yes -- you can write to her now!  

New May 3rd, 2007 -- A new update with the United States of America's prison system's super hot studs is here.  Can you imagine it is possible hot and sexy prisoners can contribute to global warming?  I am concerned these prisoners are contributing to global warming, because I can feel the heat when I see the photos and read their ads!  At an alarming rate, the sea levels rising each year, likely due to the excess sweat of many of the hot inmate's mid-day wet workout in the yard.  Hot Prison Pals is trying to encourage you to establish pen pal relationships with these men, so they will be too busy to pump up in the yard and stop heating up our planet and rising the ocean levels.  Is that reason enough to save our planet now and write to hot prisoners?  Save humanity!  One more thing I need to make clear:  I don't know of any inmate who has internet access, so you actually need to get a stamp, lick the envelope, put lipstick on your lips to kiss the letter, and make sure it gets mailed.  It's an effort we know, but well worth it!

New April 1st, 2007 -- Someday I dream we'll be like Hugh Hefner in his Playboy Mansion, except we'll have the Hot Prison Pals Mansion.  Oiled up men pumping iron in our back yard with sweat dripping down their noses -- onto their chests -- and down their six pack abs.  Hmm what a view.  Little prison fights and quarrels?  Hell -- I can handle that.  Shoot me now, I've already died and gone to heaven.  April's burning hot "Inmate of the Month" elections have just about turned the mansion into party central in the neighborhood, as we are so thrilled by the voter turnout.  So, we decided to do elections every month from now on to vote on the hottest inmates in the United States prison system.  We feel a sense of mission in doing this web site.  We are going to continue to do that as long as there are hot and sexy prisoners behind bars.  I figure that means we'll be doing this forever, since there seems to be an endless supply of locked up heart throbs!  Yes you guessed it -- we really do love what we do.

                           

New March 5, 2007 -- Last month we had the delight of being interviewed by a Reuters journalist, Rosalind Russell, who in turn gave us world-wide exposure from our hotter than hot super Valentine's Day update.  We would like to give a warm thank you to her for the well written article, which ended up being published in newspapers from every continent in the world.  Well, good thing Antarctica didn't pick up the story, since it might've melted their igloos!  It has been an exciting February, getting 5 million hits in just 2 weeks.  Thank you to all of our inmates for making this pen pal site so hot, sexy, successful and famous.  Now it's your turn.  Write to your favorite guy.  You've been thinking about it for a while.  Here are 7 more studs who need your letters today.  Don't just fantasize about them -- write them now!

February 12, 2007 -- Get your book of stamps and lick your envelopes.  We have a prison line up to die for this time.  10 studs are have been ordered to open their hearts to you on your favorite site with the hottest pen pal inmates (that's us!) ever compiled.  We have scoured the prison floors and checked each bunk bed, both top and bottom, looking for the men that you have dreamed about writing, but just didn't know where to find them -- until now!  Don't have a Valentine yet?  Well you do now!  Happy Valentine's day!!!

New November 12, 2006 -- The prison boys are back in town.  Four hot studs need your steamy letters to get them through the winter.  Get your pen out and let love take control of your pen.  Write about what you did today -- or maybe what you'd do if they were there with you today!  If you have a friend or family member in prison who is hot and has a heart of gold, and you think he or she should be listed on this site, please don't hesitate to print out our inmate application form.  Just send it in and you just might change their life for the better.

New June 18, 2006 -- I'd like to thank everyone for their strong support of this web site.  We are lucky to get 9 new pen pals up to our site for this update.  By the way, it's summertime almost everywhere now and gets me thinking...If we are feeling hot, just think how hot all the prison pals are right now in their little studio rooms, 2 men to a room, bunked one on top of the other.  I can picture it .. no shirts, salty buckets of sweat running down their muscular bodies, hummm oh god how I would like to be that bucket.  Surely there is no air conditioning, so there is no hotter time than now to get your pen out and make someone's day.  You have to write the first letter.  You love this web site -- now don't wait any longer, write write write!

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New February 14, 2006 -- Happy Valentine's Day to you all.  Don't have a valentine?  Well you do now!  Five hot inmates don't have one either.  Write them.  They deserve a box of chocolates, don't you?  They're locked up all day without any sweetness.  Hmm.  Or maybe some chocolate sauce, or better hot fudge, whip cream, sliced almonds sprinkled over their bottom, and a cherry on top of...  Uhm.  Did I say Happy Valentine's Day to everyone?  Come on, write your favorite prisoner now.