BRIAN ALLEN
HOT
Hi there, hopefully you like my pic. It was either this one or the one of me taken the time I lost a bet and had to play an entire game of badminton wearing a homemade prison to tu tu.
My name is Brian, I'm 30 years old, and have been in prison since I was 17. I decided to post this ad because the mail man and I have had a somewhat dysfunctional relationship as of late, and even when I rake my tin cup across the bars of my cell he just keeps walking by. Also, a major element of this jibberish I'm posting here today should include the fact that I'm gay in very interested in meeting new man not named "Hacksaw" or "Bulldozer". One time I met a guy in here named "Gack-dozer", he used to make his cellmate stand in the corner of their cell all day long so Hack-dozers company had something to hang their coats on. Anywho, my interests include: men, prison shower shenanigans, and long walks on the... perimeter fence.
If you decide to write, please send pics (no more than 10) and no return address stickers.
Date of Birth: 4/29/80
Brian Allen # 63301
Lovelock Correctional Center
1200 Prison Road
Lovelock, NV 89419 USA
